perks-of-being-chinese:

perks-of-being-chinese:

officialpigeon:

my favourite fruit are reds

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shut up its fucking blood orange

#plot twist


aloneforgood:

selfies

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(Source: swamped)


spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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5060072089124:

i know what you’re thinking haha who did i have to kill to get this url


(Source: oieur)


tylerchokely:

*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one


elasticitymudflap:

when u really want a thing and someone offers to buy it for u

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riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me


warumonzaemon:

when you try and pull out before you buss but she clench it at the last second

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(Source: towongfoo)


peggys-magic-sex-feet:

one of us is gonna have to change

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

one of us is gonna have to change

(Source: bellybow)


absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa


zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how
fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me
"how"
fuck u

zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how

fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me

"how"

fuck u

(Source: dimensao7)


if someone hurts you, stay the fuck away, no matter how hard it is, stay the fuck away
(via rhymez)

(Source: daaint)


Top 5 songs? uwu
Anonymous

Oooh yes okay!
1) Flathead- The Fratellis
2) Whistle for the Choir- The Fratellis
3) Cuddle Fuddle- Passion Pit
4) Build Me Up Buttercup- The Temptations
5) Caress Me Down- Sublime