(Source: patarnon)



blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones


ruinedchildhood:

"talk dirty to me"

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(Source: ruinedchildhood)


(Source: whisperintoass)


legalmexican:

When your mom lets you stay home on half days

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jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball


vinebox:

what a time to be alive

vinebox:

what a time to be alive

(Source: ruinedchildhood)


460,053 plays!

unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down


sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone

sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone


ruinedchildhood:

literally me


(Source: serexdipity)


deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there


no:

Is it too late to try to be myspace famous


dicklover3000:

no i think we should talk about the past

dicklover3000:

no i think we should talk about the past