werewolf-boi:

bobavader:

birlinterrupted:

I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive

And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.

complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails

and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender

with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender

But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.

i want to go to the baby horse party

@vanni-bear

cybrrbunny:

me

bargareanjade:

benyw:

despaclito:

alliluyevas:

alliluyevas:

National Geographic on Facebook: this is a facial reconstruction of a teenage girl who lived 9000 years ago based on her remains!

half the comments: men criticizing her looks and saying she’s unattractive and mannish

anyway this is the reconstruction and I always enjoy seeing the faces of prehistoric humans and how much we have in common over thousands of years despite how incredibly different our lives are. I support her and I think she looks wonderful.

everyone in the replies of this post saying “well I think she’s pretty!” missed the whole damn point lmao

I remember watching a documentary once where historians were trying to work out who a dead girl was and what her life was like. I’m pretty sure they dated the body back to the early Victorian era, and established pretty early on that she lived in poverty, died young, and was most certainly a prostitute.

The grand finale of the show was the reveal of her reconstructed face. Now, bare in mind that through their investigations they discovered that she had lived an awful life and died an agonizing death (syphilis iirc). So, you can imagine my disgust when the historians reacted with disappointment at the reveal of her ‘face’. This poor girl, who had suffered terribly, was obviously not the poor, tragic beauty they had been hoping for.

She was plain, maybe some would say she was ugly, but what was truly hideous was the fact that you could practically see the sympathy these historians had for this poor girl slip away as they looked at her ‘face’, and you could certainly hear it in their voices.

Even in death our value rests on the basis of our looks. Sympathy is conditional - based on where you fall on the looks scale.

Science: *gives us the miracle of seeing long-dead faces*

Men:

yuripink:

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

lindsaychrist:

the haunted portrait in my room that would become alive after my dad would force me to sleep by myself as a child

unclefather:

tehawesome:

I hope Soylent appreciates the free rebranding I just gave them

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

rachelofcyberia:

catchymemes:

This dog was depressed for 2 years after his best friend died, but then this duck showed up

dogs get reincarnated as ducks

all dogs go to heaven but the best boys come back for their friends

saradominists:

frogparty:

frogparty:

gasolina, the original despacito,

you all know im right. you all know its fucking true.

alexa this is so sad play gasolina

(Source: unconditionalparadox)

moisemorancy:

😂😂😂

gabrieldreyfuss:

Finally, the Internet content you’ve been waiting for!

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

libri-mysteria:

his-shining-tears:

ask-ickle-mod:

babyanimalgifs:

Aw, this is cute.

Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is
This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this

“Sshh don’t cry, my baby.”

MY FUCKING HEART 😭

“My baby is big and soft and doesn’t look like me but he is my son and I love him.”